Hulk Rubs Lotion On Brooke Hogan’s Bottom!!

The Los Angeles pool crowd got an eye full yesterday. Hulk Hogan gave some sort of weird and inappropriate rub down to Brooke Hogan’s butt and inner thigh. Perhaps a stealth attempt to check and see if she had a Shanghai surprise going on.

I am praying to the gossip gods that this was innocent and not in any way shape or form pedophilic. Otherwise Brooke might end up a lampshade in the Hulks bachelor pad. Which in retrospect might not be all that bad….. Carry on.