Brad Pitt is Terrible in Bed Says Jennifer Aniston

Ohh, now that is a bit of low blow on Jennifer’s part. John Mayer is her current love interest and bedmate. She is reportedly fawning all over him and thinks he is God’ gift. He even met Aniston’s BFF Courtney Cox. According to sources she is falling hard and serious for him. Jennifer Aniston has now taken to hitting below the belt.“Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”

Bitch please. I can’t help but think she still has a chip on her shoulder about Brad ditching her for Angelina Jolie. It was sad. Get over it. The source also states that she still isn’t over Pitt.“It is no secret that every guy Jennifer has dated after her bust-up with Brad was merely a bit-player in her recovery process. Only now, in John’s arms, does she look even close to finally putting Pitt in the past tense.”

Knowing that Mayer is a total asshat, this relationship will be in the past tense as soon as John realizes that he is too pretty, she is too needy or she calls cheese toasties toasted cheese or something stupid. I really don’t know what she has to complain about. I doubt she has ever had to think about handbags or shoes to enjoy sex.