Living Lohan Premieres on E!

The latest in reality television will take a behind the scenes look at the Lohan family, specifically Dina Lohan’s launch of the younger Ali Lohan’s career. “Living Lohan”, which premieres on E! on Memorial Day, follows Dina and Ali to Las Vegas where Ali is recording her second album.

The show is an eight-part series that Dina hopes will open the public’s eyes to what a normal life the Lohans really lead. She says of the show,“What’s opened up now is not our life. It’s rumors and it’s tabloidism. My back as a single mom was against the wall. … We have the power to set the record straight. With all the Internet, YouTube and all the silliness out there, I think it’s time for (me) as a mother to protect my kids and just say, ‘This is who we are.’ “

For her part, Ali is dying to be famous like her sister. She told Teen Vogue,“I want it so bad. So bad you don’t even know. And now, it’s actually happening. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”The show will mostly take part in Long Island where the Lohans call home, but the cameras will follow where Ali goes, first to the Palms Casino recording studio where Ali will record her sophomore album. (You’re telling me they couldn’t find a more PG location for the 14-year-old to record? Just checking.) The creepiest thing about the whole show: all three Lohan girls have the same “I’ve been smoking since the womb” voice - how does that happen?