Sarah Larson is George Clooney’s Motorcycle Mama

Sarah Larson, the waitress riding on the back of George Clooney’s motorcycle when it crashed.Sarah says there will be no more to-go orders next time George wants his hot dog in a bun. Oil slicks are best found in bed. Speaking of to-go orders, rumor is that Sarah was or is a Go Go Dancer. The problem with Sarah Larson is she thinks Hollywood celebrities know how to ride a bike. Call it starstruck adulation. She would know that is not true if she just watched the Easy Rider movie. Everyone knows that two of those boys fall off in the end. She should not want to be George Clooney’s Motorcycle Mama.

What we know of Sarah Larson’s biography is that she is a waitress. She met George Clooney while serving him onion rings at the movie premier of Ocean’s Thirteen. The couple have been seen kissing at the Venice Film Festival.She is reportedly a model and actress, but she is apparently one of those models without portfolio. We know what that means. She is probably an Oscar winning role player in bed. And in bed is where she will be for a while. George Clooney broke her foot and cracked his ribs. As a waitress, she is an expert in ribs.

There are reports that Sarah Larson is a Go Go dancer. See the pictures and decide for yourself if she was really a Go Go dancer.People magazine reports that she appeared on the Fear Factor television show. Does that make her an actress?