Tim Calhoun To Appear On Saturday Night Live(SNL)

Senator Tim Calhoun has been a little known, but dynamic behind-the-scenes option for the democratic nominee for President.Many democratic voters have vowed they will not vote for the opponent of their preferred candidate. Obama’s loyal followers declare with religious fervor that they won’t vote for Hillary as she can only get the nomination if she steals it. We’ve heard accusations of stealing an election before, haven’t we! Hillary’s faithful have such hard feelings that they say pretty much the same thing. They say that Obama is standing in the way of her taking her rightful place as the democratic nominee for president. After all, its her turn and its HERS!

Meanwhile, the heretofore little known superdelegates of the democratic party have had many a night of xanax induced restless sleep, tossing and turning over what on earth they are going to do. First of all, the little people have found out that they had a system in place enabling them to override the votes of everyone in their party. They really didn’t want that to be made so public. Now its all over the place and everyone knows it. They’ve had to spend a lot of time spinning that, hoping there won’t be bloodshed at the Democratic National Convention.

Tim ″Boo″ Calhoun (Will Forte) has made eleven appearances between 2002 and 2008, ten of which were on Weekend Update. Calhoun is a soft-spoken political candidate with slicked back hair, a slight Southern drawl, and many unconventional ideas. Calhoun is also a career criminal with many arrests, which he often inadvertently mentions. Constantly nervous and fidgety, Calhoun reads his speeches from index cards which he stacks neatly on the table as he finishes each one. His voice is exaggeratedly slow and deliberate, hardly rising above a whisper.An Independent, he first appeared on Weekend Update under the equal time doctrine when John McCain hosted.