Emma Watson Upskirt Photos

Nothing says classy like wearing your best semi-sheer undies to your 18th birthday party and making sure your friends see you lovely lingerie when your skirt rides up just a little higher than it naturally would if you weren’t edging it up. And by friends I mean the 15 paparazzi crouching on their knees on the curb next to your car.

Emma Watson is now free to spend some of that $20 million she made making the first five Harry Potter films playing smart muggle-born witch Hermione Granger. She celebrated not by hitting the designer boutiques and splurging on brand name frivolities but by exerting her God-given right as a young female celebrity to get quick publicity by flashing her kitty and making it look like an accident. She did try and half-assed block the shots she probably planned for by pushing her Chanel purse down to little effect. But to my cynical eye it still looks like a staged photo op.

A celebrity crotch flash is like making a wish on a monkey’s paw. You get the fame you wished for, but it’s for all the wrong reasons. Lohan makes headlines as a slutty lush, Paris Hilton is a crazy pet hoarder who spent time in jail, and Britney is certifiable. Watson may think she’s doing it all classy-like, and in her champagne addled mind it’s just a minor transgression, but there’s no escaping the negative mojo that’s about to come down on her. (Unless she disapparates quickly to the country, and you know that’s not going to happen.

Of course it’s possible this is an accident, but I’m still voting “no”Emma Watson is shown outside Mayfair’s Automat Club and Restaurant at 4:00 on the morning after her birthday, thanks to Splash News and WENN.See more Upskirt photos here.