Ryan Seacrest Bitten by A Shark

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest revealed that over the weekend he was bitten by a shark while in the ocean about eight feet out from the beach near Los Angeles.Regardless of what anyone else thinks about Ryan Seacrest, apparently sharks find him particularly tasty. On his radio show today, Ryan Seacrest described how he was bitten by a shark while swimming in about four feet of water this past weekend.

According to Seacrest, “I thought (the shark) was a stick…I wasn’t sure what happened . . . . There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!”Ryan Seacrest described the shark as about the size of a cat. It left three small holes in his big toe - and it left a souvenir, too. The shark left behind one of its teeth. Since he was back at work on his talk show this morning, it is apparent he wasn’t too badly hurt. He said he just needed an Advil for the pain. I’m sure he could find plenty of women - or men - who would be glad to provide a little comfort for him.