America’s Got Talent Preview

America’s Got Talent starts again with fresh talent…or so they think they are…and with Judges, Piers Morgan, who recently was the Donald Trump’s Apprentice, Sharon Osbourne and “The Hoff”, David Hasselhoff, as they, and America, find the next talent sensation in America and award them a cool million dollars and a gig in Las Vegas.

Jerry Springer opened the show with the litany of the cities where the talent will audition and ended by telling us that the winner will get that all important Las Vegas contract in addition to the million dollars.New York was the first stop for auditions as we saw our first talent sensation, 53 year-old Bill Curlee singing Tom Jones and was immediately buzzed off by Hoff and Morgan. Jerry Springer then gave a look of desperation to the camera as the audience booed poor Bill incessantly. Funny stuff!

Many acts blurred past our eyes until we saw eighteen year-old, Nick Afanasiev, who did creepy things with his tongue. He should have blurred by as well! Many more acts were buzzed off the stage as “The Hoff” told the camera that “This is supposed to be America’s Got Talent…Where is it?”

Jerry Springer was strolling across the boulevard as he told of the hopes and dreams of New Yorkers and how everybody wanted to “Make it big.” We watched as many acts rehearsed their talent until we saw a budding trumpet player, Jonathan Arons, who, of course, said he was good. At this point, we definitely need someone good and, boy, he was entertaining as he danced funky and played the trumpet. The audience loved him and the judges, including Piers, loved him as well and sent him to the next round in Vegas.