Verne Troyer and Sex-Tape Parter Separated

Verne Troyer announced that his nemesis, former girlfriend, and sex-tape partner, Ranae Shrider — who leaked the footage of the two doing the nasty — has finally moved out of the house they shared. “Yeah, she’s already moved out,” he confirmed to E! recently. This makes me so sad, because what if I never have another excuse to run this photo? Maybe I’ll just run it on occasion anyway. On slow news days. To put a smile on everyone’s face. This photo should never be forgotten.

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Verne Troyer Files a ‘Big’ Lawsuit

Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress.Mini's lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

Remember how we're all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I've just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!Mini's lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million. Um....how did they get to that number exactly? Was his door made out of diamonds? Does Mini-Me shit gold toddler nuggets? Even if Ranae does all the midget porn in the world, she's still not going to be able to pay off that debt.

I feel for poor Mini-Me. That giant horsey lady coming at him with her ginormous teeth must have been scaaaaaawy. Mini was probably shaking in his underoos. Mini-Me, get that mean ole' pony girl! Make her pay!

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Ranae Shrider Involved In Verne Troyer Sex Tape

Unless you’ve been hiding out in a cave the past few days, you know about the Verne Troyer sex tape. Verne’s partner in that sex tape is Ranae Shrider.Ranae Shrider is the girl whose tonsils Verne Troyer tried to tongue-tickle in the sex tape that’s making the rounds this week. It really should be called a “sex crime” tape because it’s definitely not for anyone with a weak stomach. Shrider is an “aspiring model” from Kentucky who now lives in Tampa, FL.

Ranae Shrider is 22 years old and 5′9″ tall. She has brown eyes and black hair. She and Vern Troyer lived together for about six months and supposedly even considered marriage before breaking up. Apparently shortly before their breakup, they decided to film one of their sexual escapades in their New York apartment. Perhaps it will make them a little money. Unfortunately for them, money can’t buy class.

It looks like the hookup with Verne didn’t do Ranae Shrider much good. There is very little information available about her. Has she landed any modeling jobs? Acting, perhaps? Looks like her only claim to fame is doing the dirty with Verne Troyer.

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