Verne Troyer and Sex-Tape Parter Separated

Verne Troyer announced that his nemesis, former girlfriend, and sex-tape partner, Ranae Shrider — who leaked the footage of the two doing the nasty — has finally moved out of the house they shared. “Yeah, she’s already moved out,” he confirmed to E! recently. This makes me so sad, because what if I never have another excuse to run this photo? Maybe I’ll just run it on occasion anyway. On slow news days. To put a smile on everyone’s face. This photo should never be forgotten.