Hayden Panettiere Wants to Get Drunk

Little Hayden Panettiere is unhappy that she can’t get her drink on legally, but excited that she can now buy porn.“I can buy porn or kill someone in war but I can’t have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That’s why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That’s so cool.”

She is dating Milo Ventimiglia, which I thought at one time was a name for a lady parts disease by the way, who is 30. It must be a wee bit embarrassing that your boyfriend qualifies for discounted car insurance and you can’t even buy him a beer in celebration.