Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt

The whiny Kardashian, Kourtney can't figure out why that stupid Khloe and Kim get all the paps so she flashes some Armenian poon. It's so deliberate, you don't wear those kind of panties if you aren't planning on flashing the goods. Now she can go home and whine about the pics and Her mom can call a lawyer. Bruce will say "you have to consider the medias perceptions of you, Kourtney" and then he will pull his face skin back and hold it to his hair line with clothes pins. And Kourtney will call a meeting to tell her loser boy friend who will threaten suicide because everyone saw his girl friends crotch. Kim will cry about when it happened to her and how it was even worse because she's so famous and Khloe will tell everyone to get the stick out of their ass and she'll try and finger Kourt (in fun..ha ha) on camera. Kylie and Kendal will show their baby pannies to their brothers adult friend who will film it for Girls Gone Wild the pedo version. In the end, they will come together as a family and it will work out better than any Seventh Heaven episode. Because that show didn't have whores, and whores are fun! It can be a whole episode!