Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Sex Tape!

In the wake of Madonna’s vehicle being ravaged by a crazed Yankees fan, it’s now being reported that Madonna has a sex tape with Alex Rodriguez. Like we didn’t see this one coming.The photographer is reportedly shopping the tape as we speak, which shows footage of A-Rod and Madonna shacking up in their secret apartment. Yeah, I’m not totally buying that either.The footage was supposedly shot two months ago and the apartment is owned by one of Madonna’s Kabbalah friends.

If the video does exist, the camera man will most likely go to jail since he did not have the apartment owner’s permission to install a camera in the house. He would face charges of burglary and voyeurism.According to the publication, Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the photographer’s claims but had no further comments.