Brad Hanson Is Having Affair With Sarah Palin

Brad Hanson is Sarah Palin’s affair, according to the National Enquirer.Brad Hanson is Sarah Palin’s affair; at least that is what the ever so reputable National Enquirer says. Adding to the rumor, is allegations that Brad reportedly filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed in Alaska. The National Enquirer is filled with photos and “evidence” about Brad Hanson and Sarah Palin’s alleged affair, which took place in 1996.

Brad Hanson was born in Montana, but he grew up in small town Alaska. He was a jock in high school and later became a Palmer football/hockey coach and property developer. He is a friend of Sarah Palin’s husband, Todd Palin, as the two bonded over sports and hunting. The two also ran a snowmobile dealership together until Todd allegedly discovered Brad and Sarah had been bonding over their shared interest in politics. Brad was married at the time, which was supposedly around 1996. Todd diminished the partnership after hearing stories about the affair.

According to reports, three members of Hanson’s family have sworn - one by affidavit - that Brad Hanson is Sarah Palin’s affair. This has been denied by Palin, and the McCain campaign has threatened to sue over this story, which clearly didn’t prevent the Enquirer from publishing.A Hanson family insider named Jim Burdett talked about the affair, and even passed a meticulous polygraph test, to give proof that the affair happened. Burdett says,

“I’ve known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn’t until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin. Sarah was elected mayor of Wasilla, Brad became a city council member in the nearby town of Palmer, and they started an affair. Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership.”Another source, which remains anonymous, but also gave a sworn affidavit said.“Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real­ized she was falling in love with him. When Todd got back from one of his trips, Sarah told him that she had begun to have feelings for Brad.”Now that this alleged affair is out, we can get back to the political issues.