'Grey's Anatomy’:Anatomy Jane Doll

The powers that be behind Grey's Anatomy would like us to know that no animals were harmed in the production of this episode. Uh oh, that can't be good.Tonight's episode of Grey's Anatomy begins with Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Derek (Patrick Dempsey) cleaning out Ellis' old boxes containing memorabilia from Meredith's childhood. Meredith finds her old Anatomy Jane doll.

Alex (Justin Chambers) and Izzie (Katherine Heigl) are sleeping together now and have been for a week. Of course, Alex has to go and ruin whatever goodwill exists between them by rudely asking if he is allowed to screw other people. He doesn't want to have to change his plans on banging the hot peds chick.

After some false starts, Callie (Sara Ramirez) and Hahn (Brooke Smith) are finally having great sex with either other. After one particularly rousing bout, Hahn gets weepy and declares, "I am so, so gay. I am extremely gay." Callie kind of freaks out and leaves abruptly.

Richard had appointed Major McHottie (Kevin McKidd) to be the new head of trauma at Seattle Grace, allowing them to regain their status of a level 1 trauma center. Cristina (Sandra Oh) majorly freaks out when she sees him. She doesn't want to get involved with another attending.