Madonna Worked Out Settlement With Guy Ritchie

Pop sensation Madonna worked out a visitation arrangement with soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie, but it came with an interesting list of demands.As Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce saga rages on, the Material Mom set up visitation between her movie making soon-to-be ex and his sons, Rocco and David. The visit came with a laundry list of rules Madonna was demanding be met in order for the kids to hop the pond back to dad. Madonna emailed the following list to Guy prior to the visit:

– Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.

– They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.

– All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.

– They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain any man-made fibers.

– Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.

– They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound.

– Guy should not discuss the separation with them.

– Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.

– The boys should not be introduced to Guy’s new friends, especially any new female friends.

– Madonna has encouraged the access to give him time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with them.

– The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.

– At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.

The second to last point was violated upon the kids arrival in London, as photogs were all over the scene. Eight year old Rocco, Guy and Madonna’s biological son, was reportedly thrilled to see his dad. An witness to the reunion said:

“Rocco shouted, ‘Dad!’ in the loudest voice. Both he and David were smiling. Guy literally threw his coffee aside to free up his hands and run over. You could tell they were all so excited to see each other.”I don’t find Madonna’s list of insane demands that surprising, given recent news of a “marriage contract” she made Guy agree to when they wed almost 8 years ago.

The children seem to be the biggest hurdle to finalizing the divorce between Madonna and Guy. She would reportedly like to relocate to New York, where she has an apartment and where daughter Lourdes’ father lives. Guy, obviously, wants them to stay in London. In order for Madonna to officially move the kids out of the country, Guy would have to agree to it or an English court would have to grant her leave.