Whitney Port Bikini Nipple Slip

Rugged waves and a heavy mic box proved to be too much for Whitney Port's rainbow colored cheetah bikini as the reality star ventured from her drama filled life in "The City" to the sunny safe haven of Miami Beach to tape an upcoming episode of her "The Hills" branch-off show.Port and her pals were relaxing by the pool with her beau Jay Lyon before deciding to take to the sea for a splash where the 23 year old Cali native experienced a bikini malfunction that briefly exposed her Hills.

In case you have a life and don’t know who this broad is, her name is Whitney Port and she used to be on MTV’s The Hills. She recently got her own spin-off show on MTV, titled The City. I know, those people at MTV are real original with their show titles.

Speaking of original, what’s there left to be said about reality show media whores that hasn’t already been said before? Some days I have fun ragging on these useless tampons, but then there are days like today where all I want to do is feed my brain some knowledge and go read a book. Or at least go watch some adult entertainment and play with myself, or something.

At least in this case the chick was kind enough to show us her nipple. It’s kind of a winning situation. At least I’m not writing about Kim Kardashian shopping for light bulbs. That day was slower than a guy comming while standing naked outside an igloo in Antartica.See Nsfw photos Here.