Joe Simpson Wants Jessica To Get Married

Papa Joe Simpson is basically ruining his daughter Jessica’s life. It’s been widely reported that an overbearing Joe was behind Jessica and boyfriend Tony Romo’s split. The couple has since gotten back together but with the understanding that Joe back off. Oops, someone forgot to tell Joe. A source told Us Weekly that Joe recently asked Tony to drop his agent so he could manage his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. Another source revealed to Us that Joe’s pressuring the couple to get married so he can sell the exclusive pictures to the tabloids:

“‘If you guys have a marriage, I can do the same [sell it] that I did with Ashlee,’” a source quotes Joe as saying.When asked for comment by Us, Joe defended himself, telling Us, “It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”

Joe later added “Psssssst, you want your own authentic Jessica Simpson baby? I can get eggs from her — I’ve done it before. Girl is dumber than a bag of hammers. I’ll tell her she needs to get to her tonsils removed again. When she’s under, a slice her, a slice there, bam, we got eggs — $250k — half up front. If you buy two, I’ll throw in a lock of Ashlee’s hair.”