Tila Tequila Says No to Shot at Love 3

Tila Tequila will not have a third season of Shot at Love because she's found true love on her own. Tila is now shacking up with Courtenay Semel, who I always call Courtenay (with that A stuck in there so no one ever mistakes her for a Kardashian) Smell. I love the pic of Tila shoving out her bottom and handing Smell a dollar because Smell has more money than God, her dad's a chairman of Yahoo, so it probably isn't smart to talk crap about Smelly, but, I'm not very bright. We all know that.
*
I love the look on Smelly's face as she prances off with her prize, who will never have to work again unless you consider society muff diving work. Lindsay Lohan didn't when she shacked up with Smell and that's why their pic is on here. Sam and Smell used to be friends, but, Smell had something Sam wanted. I don't know if they're friends anymore, but, I'm pretty sure they all shop at the same shiny dress store.